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Trommetter Times Journal
Jun. 28th, 2009
08:49 am - Christians Support Obama?
I've been thinking about this same issue. I have church-going friends who voted for Obama. I've also tried to convince my Christian brothers that Obama is evil. I've also tried to explain to them why I want Obama to fail. Some of them just don't get it!
http://hardtruth.squarespace.com/home/20
Sent from my iPod
May. 29th, 2009
02:27 pm - He's No Dummy
The Puppet Master
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/articl
For most people, being caught in an enclosed space with either a
terrorist or a ventriloquist would qualify as a hostage situation. But
Jeff Dunham, a ventriloquist, is perhaps the most popular stand-up
comedian in the U.S. And he broke through by playing straight man to a
terrorist — a fiberglass one.
May. 28th, 2009
09:43 am - Be Careful What You Choose
The 24 Worst Domain Names Ever http://bit.ly/p0yTU
Posted from my iPod
May. 27th, 2009
10:42 am - Do you have profiles on multiple social networks?
Update all of them at once with one e-mail to new social web service http://www.posterous.com/
Mar. 23rd, 2009
06:50 pm - Inspiron Mini 9, please
A Dell Inspiron Mini 9 tops my wish list. Loaded with Ubuntu Linux 8.04 it's a bargain at $274. Maybe in a month or two I'll have the coin to get me one.
Mar. 18th, 2009
07:06 pm - I'll spend my golden years in Orlando, FL
It has to be in a warm climate...
It's close to Disney World. My motto has always been "Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional." It's also a great place to be so that your children and grandchildren will come to visit often.
Mar. 17th, 2009
06:53 pm - Fool me twice, shame on
The best prank I've ever witnessed was actually a prank that was played on me. It happened the summer I worked as a counselor at Victory Valley Camp.
The boys in my cabin removed all the springs from my bed frame and replaced them with twist ties. That made it strong enough to hold up the mattress, but not strong enough to hold up my fat butt.
When I sat down on the bed, I went right through the bed frame and onto the floor below. Fortunately, the mattress was still there and broke my fall.
Mar. 6th, 2009
11:16 am - Tax Holiday would set this country straight
Why not let us keep our own money and let us decide how to spend it?
Give us a tax holiday. For the same amount as the bailout package, the federal government could give us all a payroll tax holiday until the end of September. Imagine what we could all buy if we didn't have to pay any income, social security or medicare taxes for a few months.
Mar. 3rd, 2009
09:55 pm - What travels with you?
It takes several minutes to empty everything out of my pockets.
Wallet
I've got my money and credit cards in there, duh!
Car keys
2 Guitar Picks
I always carry them around because if I don't I won't have them when I need them.
Pocket knife
Never know when you're gonna need one.
Glass cleaner
I keep a small cloth in a plastic case that I use to clean my glasses.
iPod touch
Contacts, datebook, music, internet access... it's got almost everything.
Mar. 2nd, 2009
09:36 pm - Castles near Madrid, Spain
What's one of the oldest buildings or landmarks you've seen?
I spent the summer of 1984 in Spain and Portugal. We visited some castles and castle ruins. Some of them were 400 to 600 years old. There's nothing like that in the United States.
03:36 pm
Q: How many Obama voters does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They just sit around waiting for things to change on their own.
Feb. 12th, 2009
11:29 am
The $780B Stimulus Package = $2600 for every American, but we are only going to get $400 of it. The government will spend the other $2100.
Feb. 6th, 2009
03:25 pm - America needs Chuck Norris
There are more cabinet level positions, but these are the only ones I’d fill right away. They’re not Cabinet level positions, but I’d insist on having Michael Symon or Bobby Flay as Whitehouse Chefs.
Chuck Norris
If he was Secretary of Defense, no one would mess with US.
Ron Paul
As Secretary of State, he would get us out of the UN.
Keifer Sutherland
as Secretary of Homeland Security. He’s Jack Bauer! Need I say more?
Fred Dalton Thompson
as Attorney General. He is a former Senator. He played a lawyer on TV, that makes him more qualified than Obama’s current AG.
Ben Stein
Gets my nomination for Secretary of Education because he made the movie "Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed."
Bill Gates
would make an excellent Secretary of the Treasury. He already has more money than God, so he should be able to manage the US treasury.
Ty Pennington
as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. Because he knows how to build houses … fast!
Nov. 30th, 2008
01:02 pm - Wii Music, first day
The wife and kids are liking Wii Music. Me, not so much. You're supposed to be able to play a full drum set with the Wii balance board, but the lessons on how to do so are confusing. Fail for me.
Oct. 7th, 2008
10:07 pm
Happy Birthday to me. Got an iPod Touch from my Dad and a "one-up mushroom" from my children.
Oct. 4th, 2008
11:40 am
Quote of the Week: "I may not answer the questions that either the moderator or you want to hear, but I'm going to talk straight to the American people and let them know my track record also." -- Gov. Palin
Oct. 1st, 2008
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